First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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