can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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