Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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