her vagine was all disorganized.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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