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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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