i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Randomize