I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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