If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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