How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
we're so committed to being not committed
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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