i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Randomize
