so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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