Porn is love you can see.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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