I'm going to jail i love you
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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