like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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