What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
My vagina just recognized that song.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
