: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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