You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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