I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
