You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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