the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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