Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Randomize
