butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
birth control should be required to get into college
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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