And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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