So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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