would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
