Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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