Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Randomize