sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I supernannyed him into submission
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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