I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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