piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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