he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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