Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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