PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
