I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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