Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You made out with two different species that night
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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