I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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