And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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