she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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