The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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