It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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