Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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