Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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