so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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