How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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