No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I love having hate sex.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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