I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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