You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
What did we do last night that was yellow?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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