Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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