He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize
