dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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