Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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