so that wasnt chicken after all
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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