i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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