She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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