She said her name was "party"
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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